An Inelegant Odyssey

thepinkpirate:

curzec:

Far too many times have I seen posts and comics that have a similar subject but end with “lol quitting art 4ever” when they see a good artist who is younger than themselves. When in reality it only means that you can learn from this person!

Reblogging this for the lack of use of the word “talent”. Maybe its just anal of me, but it really feels like an derogatory term whenever someone looks at my work and calls me talented. Regardless of whatever talent i might or might not possess, I have worked really hard to be able to do what I do, calling it talent just undermines all that hard work and effort. 

ex-favilla:

bluejay—way:

Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield

…her great aunt… burned in 1706…

It only took two generations to span 285 years?

Still love The Addams Family.

dancingkengo:

maasa-ly:

maasa-ly:

midipon:

midipon:

datingcarbon:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

me as fuck

Pic isnt loading but Imma assume my state is Tacos or Jalapenos, I’ll see in the morning.

VINEGAR ISN’T A FUCKING FOOD (neither is soy sauce)

I fucking hate grits tho. My people are broken.
2 things fucked up with this map:
1. Who in the world loves prunes
2. How do people that far north even know what maize is?

And, AND, like what do you mean pastry? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
AND OMFG.
ENTREE.
ENTREEE.
UM WAT.
LENTILS???????
Like wat.

i have never eaten grits in my lifei dont understand

You’re not missing anything, it’s like flavorless, sandy oatmeal. I’ve never seen anyone enjoy grits straight up, it’s always grits with honey or grits with butter and jam mixed in. Saying “I like grits” is like saying “my favorite food is pizza crust.”

dancingkengo:

maasa-ly:

maasa-ly:

midipon:

midipon:

datingcarbon:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

me as fuck

Pic isnt loading but Imma assume my state is Tacos or Jalapenos, I’ll see in the morning.

VINEGAR ISN’T A FUCKING FOOD (neither is soy sauce)

I fucking hate grits tho. My people are broken.

2 things fucked up with this map:

1. Who in the world loves prunes

2. How do people that far north even know what maize is?

And, AND, like what do you mean pastry? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

AND OMFG.

ENTREE.

ENTREEE.

UM WAT.

LENTILS???????

Like wat.

i have never eaten grits in my life
i dont understand

You’re not missing anything, it’s like flavorless, sandy oatmeal. I’ve never seen anyone enjoy grits straight up, it’s always grits with honey or grits with butter and jam mixed in.

Saying “I like grits” is like saying “my favorite food is pizza crust.”

legolasmyegolas:

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

i mean…same thing really

legolasmyegolas:

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

i mean…same thing really

stuffman:

image

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

I love this guy, one of my favorite comedians. (source in tag)

pencilstab:

ME TOO

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

godbless-st-cyr:

This website is made up of killers

A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

50000unstoppablewatts:

That’s it everybody. Meme’s over, we can go home.